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Why is my penis curved and pulsing?

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When i was  turning 19, I  suffered a MASSIVE brain bleed (caused by an an arterial-venal malformation no one knew I had). I was put into a chemical coma for almost a month, was unconcious for six months, and spent more than a year in hospitals. the doctors said that IF I survived, I would be a vegetable. This is funny, because now, at age 23, I’m about to  start college, and hope to be  MANY college girls’ first mate in a wheelchair. My injury left me with a semi-paralyzed left side (and even though i’m left handed, i am typing with my right hand), loss of balance (no walking until i re-learn to walk), and other problems…

BUT

When I ‘woke up’ from the coma, I noticed taht my penis is now curved to the right AND at times the head pulses (not a throbbing feeling, I ACTUALLY SEE the head of my penis getting involuntarily bigger and smaller. Now I can imagine that this pulsing might enhance sex. How can I control it? And why/how did my penis become curved? It was perfectly straight before. ( I’m not complaining. I just want to know why?)

I’m taking gardasil injections to PROTECT ME from most warts and herpes, but I’m very afraid of HIV.  Any advice about preventing HIV besides wrapping my tool?

Plz DON’T think this is a joke. I’m actually being serious here, this took me some time to type…

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